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when you go around looking for reindeer decorations during Christmas season and when you find them you balance one's front on the other's back, in a sex position.

"Yo, let's go mounting tonight! I saw some reindeer in Mrs. Robinson's lawn"

"It feels wrong when you mount a baby reindeer on an adult reindeer"

mounting by ridds December 25, 2007

Words you can keep

mounting everest

Having sex with a large fat woman.

Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"

mounting everest by Jimmy Somerville March 8, 2008

Mounting Lion

The male version of a cougar. An older man who only targets younger women for sex.

Young Dude: Hey, what about her? She looks good.

Old Guy: Nah, she's too old. I like 'em young.

Young Dude: Man, you are a Mounting Lion. Go for it buddy!

Mounting Lion by Butch Dime October 21, 2010

Mounting Sex

when dat girl be bringing her titties out and hop on yo dick

Person: i'm gunna mount yo shit up!
Person 2: do it brah
Person: Mounting sex FTW

Mounting Sex by Duskyyy December 12, 2013

Mounting Dew

The mix of lube and fluids that results from wet, sloppy sex.

She got so wet, I'm all sticky from the mounting dew.

Let's go take a shower and clean off some of this mounting dew.

Mounting Dew by Miss Spellr August 28, 2011

mounting a rhino

Fucking a really fat bitch.

When I told my friends that I fucked Bertha, they were like "Dude, that's like mounting a rhino."

mounting a rhino by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 23, 2010

Mounting the Curb

the act of climbing onto a huge person then proceeding to begin sexual intercourse

co-founded by: xErrror (twitch username) and ChrissieJ1S (twitch username)

"If you're going to be hittin' that, you'll need to be mounting the curb."

Mounting the Curb by Friscko May 2, 2019

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026