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when you go around looking for reindeer decorations during Christmas season and when you find them you balance one's front on the other's back, in a sex position.

"Yo, let's go mounting tonight! I saw some reindeer in Mrs. Robinson's lawn"

"It feels wrong when you mount a baby reindeer on an adult reindeer"

mounting by ridds December 25, 2007

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mounting everest

Having sex with a large fat woman.

Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"

mounting everest by Jimmy Somerville March 8, 2008

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Mounting Lion

The male version of a cougar. An older man who only targets younger women for sex.

Young Dude: Hey, what about her? She looks good.

Old Guy: Nah, she's too old. I like 'em young.

Young Dude: Man, you are a Mounting Lion. Go for it buddy!

Mounting Lion by Butch Dime October 21, 2010

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Mounting Sex

when dat girl be bringing her titties out and hop on yo dick

Person: i'm gunna mount yo shit up!
Person 2: do it brah
Person: Mounting sex FTW

Mounting Sex by Duskyyy December 12, 2013

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Mounting Dew

The mix of lube and fluids that results from wet, sloppy sex.

She got so wet, I'm all sticky from the mounting dew.

Let's go take a shower and clean off some of this mounting dew.

Mounting Dew by Miss Spellr August 28, 2011

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mounting a rhino

Fucking a really fat bitch.

When I told my friends that I fucked Bertha, they were like "Dude, that's like mounting a rhino."

mounting a rhino by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 23, 2010

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Mounting the Curb

the act of climbing onto a huge person then proceeding to begin sexual intercourse

co-founded by: xErrror (twitch username) and ChrissieJ1S (twitch username)

"If you're going to be hittin' that, you'll need to be mounting the curb."

Mounting the Curb by Friscko May 2, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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