Vikaas Rule 

The Vikaas rule states that deconstructionism will convert a singularity into a duality; rather than a duality into a singularity.

Existential deconstructionism delineating the body politic into two counter-posing sides is a manifestation of the Vikaas Rule.

Vikaas Rule by sandraxine December 6, 2017

Right Hand Rule 

A series of gang signs used as dog whistles by physicists to communicate with one another. There are several iterations corresponding to different affiliations.

The most common and simple versions usually involve holding one's right arm out, curling the fingers inward toward the torso, and pointing the thumb upward. This is often (but not always) accompanied by the member looking up in the direction their thumb is pointing. At times this may be inverted, with the thumb pointing downward.

Adherents of various sects differ on dogma, but universally agree on the "Power" of physics in the world.

I just had a student ask me if which hand they were supposed to use for the right hand rule.

Right Hand Rule by mafs_is_fun August 13, 2018

5T second rule 

The 5T second rule (five-tee second rule, 5-T second rule) is a rule that is secretly the 50 second rule (fifty second rule). The 5T second rule states that if you pick up food or drink within 50 seconds or less, you get to eat the food and drink the drink. It's actually not a real rule and just an excuse to eat food off the floor and drink food off the floor. In 5 milliseconds, there's already hundreds of germs and viruses sticking to the food and many more preparing to stick.

Frank: *chicken wings and French fries with ketchup and a Pepsi falls to the floor.

Frank: Uh, 5T second rule?

Dave: Oh! I guess 5T seconds is a pretty short time to wait to pick up the food from the floor.

*43 seconds pass.

Frank: *picks up the chicken wings and ketchup and eats it.

*Drinks Pepsi with a straw.

*Burps
Dave: Wait a minute! I thought you said 5 second rule. It's been 49 seconds.

Frank's daughter: That's filthy! Even 1 second it has germs.

Frank: Uh? It's got Vitamin F!

*Frank Moment

5T second rule by HawaiianPunch1 July 14, 2023

ten minute rule 

An urban legend holds that, if a student arrives on time for class, and the teacher does not arrive within ten minutes of the official class start time, then the student is entitled to skip that class for that day without receiving an unexcused absence. Few, if any, schools actually have such a rule; yet the myth endures because of the student appeal of such a rule.

The rule is not necessarily alleged to be ten minutes. The "five minute rule" or the "fifteen minute rule" have also been used in this same sense.

What the fuck, it's 9:08 and Kotter's not here yet! Two more minutes and I'm invoking the ten minute rule.

ten minute rule by conculcate September 7, 2005

Bitch Rule

The Bitch rule states that any period, exclamation point, or question mark can be replaced with the word "Bitch", similarly almost any sentence can begin with the word "Bitch". However if you put the word "Bitch" in the beginning of the sentence you can not replace the period, exclamation point, or question mark with "Bitch". lets try some examples:

Bitch Rule
Normal: Get me some mayo for this sub. -> Get me some mayo for this sub Bitch -> Bitch get me some mayo for this sub.
Question: Will you get me some mayo for this sub? -> will you get me some mayo for this sub Bitch -> Bitch will you get me some mayo for this sub?
Emotional: Get me some MAYO for this sub! -> Get me some MAYO for this sub BITCH -> BITCH get me some MAYO for this sub!

Bitch Grammar Rules

Bitch Rule by DaCzar April 25, 2013

Tuco's Rule

Tuco's rule is from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. The rule is "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." Many a movie villain would have managed to wreak havoc on the world if only they'd followed Tuco's Rule.

"You see, Mr. Bond, I have already started the timer anBANG...ouch."

"Sorry, Brownfinger, it appears you forgot Tuco's Rule."

Tuco's Rule by mofolotopo May 19, 2009

3 Pump Rule 

If a woman allows you to have sex with her 3 times, you have done a good job of fucking. This is established with the 3 times: The first time she'll expect you to be bad, mostly because you'll be excited about new boobs and a new vagina and won't perform well. The 2nd time shows she's still interested in you, and expects you to perform better. If you do a good job the second time, you'll have earned your 3rd pump, and now have a new regular sex partner.

I think I got a new fuck buddy, I've passed the 3 pump rule rule with her.

3 Pump Rule by brewtus719 August 30, 2010