bust a switch

break out into a sudden rage and anger in response to something. Often used as a threat.

"if you tap that pen again mate, imma bust a switch"

by kcanz January 17, 2023

Columbian cross stitch

When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.

I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

The Sister Switchero

A limpy wristed fag that dresses like a girl while attending the gay pride parade.

Gee, that cross dresser is confusing. It looks like he's been confused by The Sister Switchero.

by Mr. Homophobia May 28, 2023

The Alabama Switcheroo

When you're doing a chick and she turns the lights off, switches places with your sister, and turns them back on.

Bro I was absolutely RAW-DOGGING this chick, right? Then she gave me the Alabama Switcheroo! Now I'm gonna be a dad and an uncle.

by Glorbicle June 22, 2023

hit the switch

to start a car

Yo hit the switch nigger...

by kam75xx July 17, 2023

The Sister Switch (T.S.S)

The sister switch also know as the roomate switch because it applies to roomates and sisters. You find out your girlfriend’s sister/roomate is the more desireable one and you want to switch. How you do it is you suggest a threesome with the sister/roomate to your girlfriend and she is so appauled by the idea she kicks you out. She later vents about to the other and she is secretly flattered why giving fake sympathy. You wait until you girlfriend is at work and you call the sister/roomate. You get past the awkwardness then you ask her out.

There is an alternate scenario where your girlfriend is into it and the sister/roomate is too. In this case you either are very lucky or offered to aide in incest where you are expected to decline.

S6 EP12 of Seinfeld Jerry attempts The Sister Switch (T.S.S) with his girlfriends roomate and gets offered threesome and declines because he’s secretly gay.

by uvogin August 23, 2023

the cincinnati switcheroo

Using your roommate's used inside out condom during sex to fuck up two lives at once.

Yeah, man, I gave her The Cincinnati Switcheroo.

My roommate is gonna be pissed after he finds out what I gave that prostitute.

by WTF2point0 September 5, 2023