When a dude tucks his junk between his thighs to make it look like he has a vagina.

(Equally funny whether shaven or unshaven)

A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.

Short for "The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence." The Sisters are a world-wide order of 21st Century, queer nuns who serve the LGBTQ and other marginalized communities. The members of the all-volunteer organization, after an extensive training process, take lifelong vows in service of the community. Namely, to promulgate universal joy, expiate stigmatic guilt, and the pursuit of spiritual enlightenment. They accomplish their vows in countless ways, but the most common are through progressive, social activism, street theater, and non-denominational ministry without judgement. They also raise thousands, upon thousands of dollars each year which they grant out to those in need. www.thesisters.org

While taking your girl from behind, (HOLD ON TIGHT) tell her "Your sister does it better!"