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crotch check

This is the action people commonly take when they are wearing underwear over their pants and need to make sure that the jeans underneath aren't making it look like they have a penis. This also takes place just in case you thought you lost your vagina or penis. If your vagina or penis is detachable then you understand.
Do these pants make me look like I have a penis? Crotch Check!
by ** April 6, 2005
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fire crotch

a speicial ed teacher thts hair is hot and attidue is hotter and looks like a a fuckin druged out ho wearin 50 diferent colors lookin like a clown
fire crotch: no u cannot sit there! go in the corner
gangsta: fuck u bitch
by nigga i'm 4 real December 12, 2008
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Crotch Foam

When you are shaving and you inadvertently squirt yourself in the crotch with shaving cream.
Oooo that tingles.. I just squirted myself in the crotch with shaving cream.
by Rachael November 6, 2002
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fire crotch

Some who has a fire in their pants. Usually have the whitest of skin.
Being ashamed of his fire crotch, David Maggio shaves his pubic hair in hopes that it will grow in darker.
by Ashley June 18, 2004
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crotch rocket

any motorcycle with two brake disks on the front wheel.
SUZUKI GSXR see gixxer
KAWASAKI ZX-R
YAMAHA R1
HONDA CBR

look closely at the front wheel of a bike; if it has a brake disk on BOTH sides it can be considered a crotchrocket.
by OnyxO September 4, 2004
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Fire Crotch

Red hair kid, A red haired kids undercarage has red hair as to his mr.johnsons mustach is red or Miss Johnson Lip hairs or red
"Dude your a gross Fire crotch"
"Take your fire crotch but away from here"
"Ur mum is a fire crotch"
by Joe Bennington April 12, 2006
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Crotch Goblin

1. Pubic Lice

2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws

4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal
1. I don't think i can trust you... since you have crotch goblins and all.

2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.

3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!
by xxxShadowFatexxx December 28, 2005
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