Di Maggio

The best sexual encounter that you have ever had: A "home run" of sex.

I had a date with a porn star and she said that I gave her a Di Maggio because she had 7 orgasms.

by HBeachBum714 August 4, 2011

jeremy maggio

A pretzel (rod) with ez cheese (preferrably Cheddar) slopped on top in a linear fashion.

Would you like more jeremy for your maggio?

Stop eatin all the maggio, we have more jeremy's left.

by L'Willis March 8, 2005

An inconsiderate, hot-tempered name for someone that has the ability to live with unlovable bitterness. A name saved for the depths of hell

Wow, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, or are you just Michael Maggio today?

by TryingtoWarnOthers August 19, 2011

damn on a scale from one to chris maggio ur definitely a chris maggio

by PIISSSHHHPOOOSSSHHH November 26, 2010

by mikemaggio June 24, 2011

Fucking a girl in the Johnson household (preferably not a member of the Johnson family).

I totally pulled a Dirty Maggio last night. Pretty sure I’ve gotten more action in this house than anyone who lives here!

by CertifiedRedwood November 26, 2021

Damn bro can’t believe you did a dirty Maggio to me last night at the kickback

by Bart Gondor November 26, 2021