only the BEST sport known to mankind! everyone on the planet should swim becasue then you wouldnt have to sit on your lazy ass and you will lose all of your baby fat!
swimming kicks ass! i just killed them!
loose elbow skin, that you can pull
When you see someone hot, you put their memory in your wank tank so that when you have a wank later it is the face you see as you cum all over your bed
Chris was so turned on by the sight of James bending over the photocopier he decided to ut him is his wank tank for lunchtime when he went to the toilet
to take without permission, steal
i copped my sister's jacket
the singer of the best band ever... yeah i'd want to hump his leg too... hes so fucking hot
i love bert.... hes so fucking hot
Buy a
Bert McCracken
mug!
an orgasm for the soul
when your body/soul/being is in complete ecstacy
