Wilf

A total loser

Someone who can calculate the cubic capacity of a tin of beans but is unable to work the tin opener.

Clueless

A four letter abusive expletive you can use in public because nobody knows what it means

That GordenBrown is a total WILF

Brian got pissed last night and acted like a total WILF

You're acting like a WILF

by guzzigeezer December 9, 2009

wilf

werewolf i'd like (to) fuck

dayummm Jacob Black is a wilf in new moon

by gingaah December 21, 2009

WILF

stands for William I'd Like to Fuck. generally used when you know a will or a william. can be used for just a generally fit guy who you feel like interacting with.

oh daaaaymn, he is a full-on WILF!

by emmaakins June 10, 2010

WWILF

Were Wolf I'd Like to Fuck

Wow, this is a great monster movie!!
Yeah, that's one WWILF attacking the village.

by gar4ett June 11, 2007

WILF

Witty Woman I'd Like to F^&% - WILF
This term relates to a hot chick you work work with whose wit is only surpassed by her beauty.

'Hey Dude, OMG did you see that chick in the office yesterday, what a dress, she looked so hot!'

Reply 'yeah man, she is the hottest babe, not only that she has a wicked sense of humour, what a WILF!'

by ninjahboi July 24, 2011

wilf the batty

A batty school boy who does everyones work and if a good friend but is still irrelevant. He also has spots all over his nose. He also like to shoot animals

you are "wilf the batty"

by GuyHorrell November 9, 2021

wilf

derived from the word milf; meaning weightlifter id like to fuck.

"Look at those wilfs snatching like no other!"

by wilfs January 13, 2008