working on fig

Prostituting yourself for mere change. Cheapest whores ever Extra cheap after rainy days

After exhausting all my funds I was employed by a pimp making easy money while working on fig.

by True Boss Lady March 3, 2014

Working Manager

Being a salaried employee, you do more than hourly employees.

Being short on employees, John had to step his game up and became a working manager.

by Dickey467 September 18, 2016

Warming a Cobbler

Brewing up a big ol’ shit.

Who’s farting in here? The room smells like hot ass. Just me braaaaahhhh. I’m warming a cobbler. Should be ready from the oven shortly.

by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018

Wordington

An imaginary city that only exists in the minds of it's inhabitants. Also the thugshaking capital of the universe. Everything in Wordington is described with the word Wordington in front of it and is the worst possible example of said thing. For example, a Wordington car would likely be a used 1991 Volkswagen Golf 2 with a Nazi flag and anime stickers.

"Yesterday I met up with a few of my friends and we got oiled up and did a circlejerk"
"Wordington hangout💀"

by WorldThugshakingChampionOf1991 July 16, 2023

Linger Working

A form of working most commonly found among most construction and all military jobs.
When working outside, frequent smoke breaks, chatting with coworkers, adjusting ipod/changing song and quick snack breaks constitutes linger working.
Linger Working is taught by direct superiors and usually caused by no predetermined time deadline or little interest in day to day activites by higher ups. In most cases, lingering is actually encouraged by chain of command.

Doushebag1: Man, youve been chipping, grinding and sanding all day and that wall isnt even bare metal.

Doushebag2: Dude fuck that, todays a tuesday, ive been linger working. I smoked three packs of newports, listened to Yani's greatest hits, ran 4 miles then lifted, ate 2 bags of beef jerkey, and at noon my E-6 started walking around in a speedo talking about his pet falcon.

by Lingerers... December 15, 2008

Hand-Warming

Using the hands to stimulate the genitals in preparation for sexual intercourse.

Rachel got me nice and rigid with a little hand-warming.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018

working and jerking

to be working at a job and masturbating nonstop in your free time. This is a way of life, not some stupid fad that bitches like Lindsey Lohan think of.

Jake. "Yo Tommy what you been up to lately?"

Tommy. "Oh you know the usual, working and jerking"

Jake. "Nice man, same here, same here"

by niggaslayer January 20, 2009