pussy willows

s.pl. testicles that are small, furry, and/or cute; feline testicles.

gf: oooh! i love your pussy willows!
bf: and there goes my hard-on.

by indalomena November 28, 2006

Willow

A crazy lying controlling ex don’t date a willow

I would never ever go back to willow

by Bigdaddy217 February 16, 2019

dirty willow

shit on boobs, then fuck shit out of them (makes it look like a chocolate sundae)

-“you’ve earned this dirty willow.”
-“i’m really craving a dirty willow rn.”
-your dirty willow smells pleasant.”

by yungfuzzy May 10, 2018

womping willow

the god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!

by Corey April 24, 2005

Wind in the Willows

The act of farting into anothers pubic hair during sex.

Oil Rig Worker: My wife asked me to fart in her pubes last night.

Oil Rig Worker #2: Wind in the Willows Pendejo.

*High five*

by LichKingBravo January 26, 2011

Mushy Willow

A penis after sex that is no longer hard.

After I came, I just kept jamming my mushy willow inside of her.

by Jemes21 July 25, 2012

Stripping the Willow

When one rips ones testicles off with a split wooden spoon

Oh my god, George just lost it and tried stripping the willow, call an ambulance

by jimbob USM April 28, 2017