Quaker Weekend

For the weekend, having Sunday and Monday off instead of Saturday and Sunday.

Employee:When do I have off?
Boss:Sunday and Monday. Enjoy your Quaker weekend.

by imahairyperson May 11, 2010

Weezer Fan

Weezer Fan is a commonly used synonym for “Virgin”, the only difference being is that Weezer fans are aware of this and agree with it.

Hey dude, are you a Weezer Fan?
Yeah.
Prove it. Is Raditude a good album?
*cocks gun* … say that again and your a goner…

by WeRanOutOfFood September 13, 2021

wes welker

A slot receiver for the New England Patriots. Ridiculously talented considering he is short and white. Often the ire of opposing teams fans because when everybody else is covered he inexplicably becomes wide open.

I tried to watch the game in peace last Sunday, but all I could say was, "Damn you Wes Welker, sneaky little white man!"

by JB01 January 10, 2008

Weezer

A person that thinks they are very cool but they are not.

Jimmy is such a weezer.

by booksofwords November 14, 2019

Weaker than my piss

Used when the flow or movement of something is overly weak, as to say it is weaker than one's urination.

This shower is weaker than my piss!

Fuck you. You punch weaker than my piss!

by SuperBadMcLovin February 1, 2021

Weezer

.The sexual act of never having a sexual act
Its named after the famous band weezer that their fans are known for never having sex

Friend 1: yo man I've done the weezer this weekend

?Friend 2: so dry weekend again
Friend 1:yea
Friend 2: i worry about you sometimes

by Shrek is my daddy May 2, 2021

slumber weekend

a table for two slumber party which lasts all weekend long, or multiple days in a row. usually involves staying in bed the entire time, eating take-out or watching movies between bone sessions. mostly occurs when one night together feels so great that you just don't want it to end.

1. i remember that dude, we had a slumber weekend once. it was awesome.
2. we don't go out much, my girlfriend and i have slumber weekends constantly.

by leie May 31, 2009