Android User

A human, just like you.

Why the fuck would you search this? Just so you could find some snarky remark about them being 'fucking gay' or 'dumb ass bitches'? Get a fucking life. What brand your little computer pocket comes from ain't important, chief.

Chad - Yo, you heard? David got an Android, what a cuck.
Mike - You... do know it doesn't fucking matter, right?
Chad - Android users are gay as fuck!
Mike - {Unfriends Chad, fuck you Chad}

by tinyrubberducks September 11, 2019

michigan upper peninsula

Beautiful...beautiful...Michigan Tech - we like it cold, NMU - the kids down south, Lake Superior State - heck we're frickin' Canadian

Michigan upper peninsula is home to the good things in life like pasties.

by Dat person from up Nort September 28, 2006

Upper Decking

Deficating in the tank of someone's toilet, rather than the bowl. Often employed in malicious context.

Suzy could not figure out why her toiled would flush only brown water. Little did she know that Johnny had upper decked that bitch the previous night.

by Korthos July 27, 2004

User

People that are similar to players, but do not just fuck the chick but first abuse emotions to make them feel like they messed up after they get fucked n dumped. twisting used person's emotions around.

tyler: "hey JC, did u see collin, he fucks a different chick everyday"
JC: "ya, he's such a user

by Nosomeness July 24, 2012

Upper-Echelon Type Hoe

A hoe that retains a certain amount of class. Cleaner than the average hoe, however greasier than the average girl.

I like Nancy, she has experience but she's still clean enough to bring home. A true upper-echelon type hoe.

by pburnsbbarton April 7, 2011

upper cunt

Also known as the haymaker to the babymaker, the upper cunt is a devastating knock out punch to a woman's vagina.

Holy shit! Did you see that chick land that upper cunt last night in the cat fight?!

by HP and the Chamber of Semen January 5, 2011

upper saddle wiener

a sexually transmitted disease currently sweeping the nation, originating in upper saddle river, nj. characterized by dick malfunctions such as ED, extreme shrinkage, and unusually hard balls. commonly found among cocky assholes who are all talk and no action; most often spread when these same assholes try to broaden their horizons and have sex with girls for a change.

"Well that was a fun four minutes...you better get yourself to a USR dick doc to get checked for upper saddle wiener!"

by blackjack taco December 18, 2009