Ass-tella

The state of the ass fecal matter devoloped around the anus after anal penetration

I gave Tyrone some of my Ass-tella last night.

by Spunk-Munkee September 22, 2016

The Tallahassee double tap

When you are giving it to her from behind and just before you cum you pull out and cum on her head and the headboard with a marvelous double tap cumshot!

I'm not good at goodbyes so I gave her the Tallahassee double tap and a twinkie.

by pseudonymbusanonumus November 6, 2020

tallahassee toothpaste

cumming on the bristles of your roommates toothbrush and not telling him (or her), then putting it back like nothing happened

I hate my roommate I gotta give him some of that tallahassee toothpaste

by Low Lewis December 8, 2010

Tillamook County Lie Detector Test

A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"

Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.

1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."

2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."

by Alfred E. Pnuemyn January 22, 2011

Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver

The act of forcing your girlfriend to shit on the rug. Then proceeding to rub her nose in the feces while having sex with her doggy style all while spanking her with a rolled up newspaper and shouting what a bad dog she's been

Last night I was so fed up with Suzies constant bickering that I forced her into a Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver just to shut her up. Funniest thing is that she loved it!

by Johnny tight shirts October 9, 2014

tallahassee teeter-totter

When two adults take part in respectable, consensual sexual intercourse.

"My wife and I haven't rode the Tallahassee Teeter-Totter in almost a year now. I think she wants a divorce."

by Luzak Wilkerton July 26, 2014

Tallahassee Forktail

A strategy for enhancing performance in a first person shooter video game. , the player tucks their testes and scrotum ("Junk") between their chair and perineum ("Gooch"). The resulting pain and/or discomfort triggers higher blood pressure and thus quickened response times, the effect being similar to "boosting" conducted by Paralympic athletes

His k/d was in the shitter until he started running a Tallahassee Forktail

by Luamper January 30, 2017