fallopian tube

1. a tube

2. a term used to emasculate males who are deemed inferior

"damn it Riley, you are such a fallopian tube!"

by SmartGuysDontHaveIdeologies October 22, 2018

boob tube

A slang term for television.

“Parents complain about the quality of the shows but don't prevent their children from gluing themselves to the boob tube” (David Owen)

by illEATurHARTout April 13, 2004

tube steak

Army lingo for the male sexual organ; the penis. Typically used in the phrase "tube steak & white gravy," a reference to an ejaulating penis, inserted into one of the drill/platoon/top sergeants' numerous gay slurs directed at subordinates.

"You're going to love the main course at the chow hall," the D.I. told the raw-ass recruit. "It's tube steak & white gravy and you can have all you want!"

by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006

Dube Tube

A handmade smoke concealment apparatus, typically made out of a tube with both ends open. The insides are stuffed with dryer sheets, so that when the -Cannabis- smoker blows through, the smell of the smoke changes to that of the dryer sheets and not of Marijuana.

Typically used in dorm rooms, parent's houses, and in other places where the act of cannabis smoking must be concealed.

Dube Tubes do an incredibly good job of concealing the smell of Marijuana.

by JihadJoe75 February 11, 2008

tube steak tarzan

homosexual, queer, of the cock sucking variety

Yo that mothafucka is a damn tube steak tarzan swinging from a hairy love vine.

by f disp June 7, 2003

Biddy Tube

A skintight "dress", usually strapless, the sits just above the nipple and goes just below the crotch.

Biddy 1: It's 10 degrees out, we're going to a dubstep concert and I want to constantly adjust my dress so my vagina doesn't fall out. What should I wear?
Biddy 2: You're brand new American Apparel shiny hot pink biddy tube!

by The Kinkster November 10, 2011

TubeSteak

A curious food of variable sizes whose owner is always looking to feed it to someone else. Found both domestically and abroad, this delicacy is commonly served with a robust white sauce.
Bon apetite.

My woman was getting hungry one night, so I threw down the tubesteak. I can't believe she ate the whole thing! We're so very proud.

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004