Totes bonobes

An adjective that describes an action with a primary intention of becoming intoxicated by heavy consumption of alcohol and drugs over a short period of time whilst carrying out activities such as "rump rubbing", "penis fencing" and "GGing".

Look at that dude sleeping under a tree, he must have been fucked last night... that's totes bonobes!

by SecretChimp July 08, 2011

totes umbrellas

Superlative form of "totes" (i.e., "totally").

Girl 1: "R U guys watching the Hannah Montana finale?"
Girl 2: "Totes!"
Girl 3: "Totes umbrellas!"

by pefty January 12, 2011

totes apprope

A way of saying something is "totally acceptable" without using too many syllables.

Stu asked Jasmine if she wanted to space dock.

Jasmine replied: "oh yea Stu, that's totes apprope"

by yourmumontoast July 12, 2009

Totes Magotes

Totally, meaning 'Of Course'
First used in the movie 'I Love You Man'

- Are you coming to that party on Saturday?

- Totes Magotes! I'm so there.

by synthpop March 30, 2009

totes fawes

totally fucking awesome

last night me and a friend got shitfaced off of a jug of cheap wine. it was totes fawes.

by gnat November 08, 2005

totes perf

Derivative and shortened version of "totally perfect." Often used to sound cute, obnoxious, funny, insane, sexy, and/or any combination thereof.

Luella: I hope your birthday is totes perf, Sydney!

by Li'l Titan '12 August 05, 2011

tote

A word that can be used to describe a event, place, or action. other words meaning the same thing but not nearls as cool or hip would be lok or uber

we went to see 300 last night it was HELLA TOTE!!!

Logan:It was so Tote the other day when Millan ate that soup.
Anne:Tote?
Logan:Yeah check urban tote is hella tote

by Logan Coe aka logano December 08, 2008