A tombstone derby is an event where you and your friends take a car for each contestant to a cemetary, you drive through the cemetery taking out as many stones as you can, the larger the more points. Loser has to explain the game to the cops when it's all over.
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Get the Tombstone derby mug.Tombstone Jesus is an american professional wrestler. A Legend in his own mind. Unfortunately his mind is that of an old fart with dementia. He claims to be the leader of the tombiverse,age in bad ass years and have ak-47 blood type. Even in the wrestling world that is clearly the ramblings of someone with clear brain damage. Usually seen wandering the desert with his equally moronic son Otto von Clutch. The to constantly post the adventures of dumb and dumber. Adventures nobody wants to watch but much like a train wreck they can't help but look. The Worst wrestling match in history is the match between tombstone Jesus and the American giant Buck brezner. As a result of that match to this day having a bad performance is known as pulling a Tombstone. The only thing that may be worse than his wrestling could possibly be his music.
Bro you are in the Maine tonight. Please for the love of everything holy please don't pull a Tombstone Jesus
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The act of playful or foolish behavior surrounding the subject of NFL Patriot Quarterback Tom Brady with the full intention of driving one, i.e. Brian Carey, to extreme agitation.
"Verne and Shirls pulled a bit of tombradery sending Brian into a torrent outbreak, resulting in the distraction of the entire office."
by Elsa Sanders February 6, 2008
Get the tombradery mug.Creature born from the grief that ensues whenever a B scuffs he timbs. Best-known for taking the Timberland watermark off of a nigga's timbs. Most likely to encounter in a trap house, or right before getting laid.
"I'm gonna kill myself B , one of those bitch ass timbspawns took the tree offa mah timbs."
"Yeah right B, them's some fake ass Timbs."
"Yeah right B, them's some fake ass Timbs."
by Timb man November 21, 2016
Get the Timbspawn mug.A female that would rather go playing sports or game instead of shopping for clothes or talking about crushes. Tomboy means different things around the world. Some girls like skirts, shopping for clothes, talking about crushes and/or boyfriends, and going to the mall. Tomboys, like me, do not talk about crushes, wear shorts and jeans, and like sports. An example is below.
Grace: Hey Sam, wanna go to the mall with Stephanie and me? We'll get you some skirts!
Sam: No thanks, I'm going to the field to watch the football game. You know I'm a tomboy, right?
Sam: No thanks, I'm going to the field to watch the football game. You know I'm a tomboy, right?
by oofwhat July 13, 2017
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That person is cute and he is a Tomasi
by Lifeisreal May 23, 2018
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