thirst patrol

Out on the prowl looking for a hookup

Look at that guy wandering around the bar looking for strange, he’s on thirst patrol

by Sugar_Bear September 1, 2019

Thirst Magician

Somebody who creates thirst through magic, to make old men fall for them.

I am not such a thirst magician that Gary would want to come dance with me.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

thirst-watching

When you have a crush on an actor(or just like them) and watch literally every series, tv show, and anything the actor has been in.

This weekend I did some severe thirst-watching of Timothee Chalamet.

by fartexploder December 29, 2022

word thirst

(noun) 1) the root cause for someone who cheats at Scrabble, 2) the desire that causes someone to speak outside their purview using foreign words of their native language.

(adj) 1) when a white boy sees the light in the dark and then searches aimlessly for cool new phrases from the hood to make himself sound cooler or tougher or whatever gets you to add those here where I could easily find them, 2) describes someone posing as an amazing writer.

For example:

"I know for a fact that quantum mechanics are s the only logical way to travel through hyperspace air bubble vacuums."

"ya word thirsty!"

For example:

"I know for a fact that quantum mechanics are s the only logical way to travel through hyperspace air bubble vacuums."

"ya word thirsty!"

by theoneandonlyzenkenone December 8, 2021

Thirst Trad

A young, attractive woman (or can be a man too) who is part of conservative and/or more traditional spaces who speaks against the ills of feminism, is seemingly pro-life and dislikes the modern dating scene, yet simultaneously posts thirst traps on their social media accounts to gain more attention and a following from both men (or women) who “like” what she has to say and/or other women (or men) who will validate their beauty and endeavors and message…

Conservative Guy: did you see Emily’s speech at the youth summit? It was amazing!

Based Conservative Girl: she only got that spot because she’s a thirst trad…

Conservative Guy:….

by Boston_bunny613 September 9, 2023

Thirst Syndrome

Just a funny way of saying someone's dehydrated.

1: She's dehydrated.
2: It's not called Dehydration, it's called thirst syndrome.

by tigerontheprowl October 15, 2014

thirst music

music that makes you thirsty and not for water ;)

"Is that the 50 shades soundtrack?"
"Yes, How did you know?"
"Thats so real thirst music!"

by thethirsttrain April 15, 2015