When people don't apply to themselves, the same standards that they judge others by. People with this affliction repeatedly fail to live up to their own publicly proclaimed standards.
Richard:
"How bout' that... there she goes again, condemning the barbarous laws of that developing nation while supporting capital punishment in her own".
Joyce:
"Looks like she's suffering from a split screen mind".
"How bout' that... there she goes again, condemning the barbarous laws of that developing nation while supporting capital punishment in her own".
Joyce:
"Looks like she's suffering from a split screen mind".
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A Windows Problem in which your RAM isn't capable of the program you are running. Happens most often in Windows 98 or Windows 98SE
Amazing, I haven't had the blue screen of death in 2 hours. Quick honey, call Ripleys Beleive it or not.
by Kevin L July 9, 2004
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2) Wifey material as opposed to girlfriend material
2) Wifey material as opposed to girlfriend material
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Get the Sareena mug.A screeb puncher is a dented head cunt, a blueberry guardian that fails at life in general. Their lack of intelligence is only rivalled by how bad they are at video games. Fortunately for the rest of us, their screeb punching is an attempt at removing themselves from the genepool.
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Guillermo and Mac were balls deep in a chess game when Abbie Jane came skipping up and screen slapped them with a video of her stupid dog, Junebug.
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