Nonbinary-Splaining

When you’re not sure what the creature is, but their explaining something to you in a condescending tone while holding a Starbucks cup and plugged with a Wish buttplug.

“Did that fruitcake creature engage in Nonbinary-Splaining to me the art of fist fucking a cactus?”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

Training Puppy

A puppy bought by a woman to lure her man into wanting to have children. The puppy is used to train the man to bring out his paternal instincts by caring for the puppy. The man usually has no idea what he is getting into when they initially get the puppy

Sean was quiet excited about the puppy he and Michele were going to get , but little did he know that it was a "Training Puppy" , that will trick him into wanting to have children

by t_210 August 4, 2010

sraining

The proper terminology for a snowy, rainy mix.

It's sraining outside!
Don't you mean sleeting?

No... it's sraining. Snowing and raining. Duh!

by dabug0620 January 10, 2011

Training Run

The act of masturbating over an extended period of time, usually an hour, in which you simulate multiple sexual positions to increase your stamina.

Carter hadn't slept with anyone in a while, so when he though he might get lucky, he did a training run to get himself ready.

by donthinkso May 11, 2013

training broad

A pun on "training bra". A guy's first girlfriend. The one that gets him to take baths, change his underwear daily, get a haircut with some style, not sound like an oaf when talking to girls, etc.

I wouldn't have been able to attract my current girlfriend if I didn't have a training broad to straighten me out.

by devilelephant January 7, 2015

strainin' and maintainin'

Chillin'

Was strainin' and maintainin'

by Jammy_270191 January 3, 2017

Shraining

When precipitation is between a mixture of snow and rain.

I wish is would either snow or rain....All it's doing now is shraining

by KennySugarman October 22, 2019