Jewish Stitch Job 

Jewish Stitch Job

Jewish Stitch Job.

Receiving a blow job on a freshly circumcised penis (stitches intact), whilst smoking a bong to prevent over expansion

Jewish Stitch Job by Always nuvola October 19, 2017

Cross Stitch 

Cross stitch 🤞🏻when you get stitched from your vag to your butthole after giving birth because it ripped your shit.

Tight butthole doesn’t apply because it’s been cross stitched.

I went down I my new girlfriend and found out she got the cross stitch.

Cross Stitch by chickey85 March 22, 2019

honeymoon stitch 

A Honeymoon Stitch is a procedure to restore a man's anus to virgin like size. Kind of like a chinch sack or anal rejuvenation process.

Larry says to Jim, this new man of mine is so handsome im going to have to get a honeymoon stitch before we have sex the first time.

honeymoon stitch by Tiny Butt May 4, 2014

Binky Stitch 

(Noun)

Female with a rank kooter.

Travis Avery still wanted that 15 year old Binky Stitch even after the whole town ran a train on her.

Binky Stitch by veelooo September 2, 2009

synchronized stitch 

Noun: An appropriate rhythm while stitch-fucking. Two males are double penetrating a woman in her anus and vagina, and as one goes in, the other is going out. This appropriate rhythm ensures that the woman is fully penetrated at all times and does not die or get split in half. This also conveniently prevents the two men's testicles from touching each other, which could call their heterosexuality into question.

Matt: Man, when I grow up, I want to be just like Josh and Stacy. They're masters of synchronized stitch. All the chicks are talking about them.
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!

synchronized stitch by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010

Mexican Stitch Up 

Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".

Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"

Mexican Stitch Up by oatsmyscrotes November 17, 2019

Connell Stitch 

Correctly pronounced canal, not the way the French pronounce it, conil.

I closed up his esophagoose with my Connell stitch.

Connell Stitch by Brantheman7 March 30, 2020