rock like spock

To act particularly calm and matter of fact in a tense or highly charged situation.

"I'm gonna rock like spock when Mr. Kopfsheiss gives that chemistry quiz today."

by Warp Factor June 9, 2009

Spock cock

When a woman positions her hand around her vagina with two finger each side, pulls firmly up and holds then attempts to urinate with full force. This will produce a stream of urine as if it were a penis producing it.

Woman 1: "There's only urinals free in this gender neutral bathroom"
Woman 2: "No worries, I'll just whip out the Spock cock and show those lads what's what!"

by Songyy July 22, 2023

half Spock

Fingering your girlfriend in both holes, using the index and middle finger. A full Spock would be using your index and middle fingers in one hole, and the ring and little finger in the other.

My lady wasn't satisfied with only a half Spock, so I had to add more fingers.

by kindofathingbutnotreallythough June 19, 2013

Spock toes

Its a nerve being pinched its called capsulitis a very very painful thing to go thru ... Spock toes is not a funny ha ha term the docors will ask . do you have spock toes .... Theres no shame because theres to much pain!!! Get pedicures because it will make thier day to help relieve some of your suffering .

Do your toes look like spock toes pedicures relieve suffering toes

by Tabbscat May 13, 2016

Doctor Spock

A type of facial expression, specifically eyebrow movement when you catch your ho lying, cheating, if you will...

... Suspecting that someone has gone "Where No Man Has Gone Before"

My girl came back, said she went to the store, I got all Doctor Spock on her ass

by joeydnewyork February 21, 2020

Spocked Up

Spock up~: A game the objective of which is to replace the "ock" sound in words with spock.

when drunk it has hilarios consequences

I.e "i cant get my key in the lock"
becomes "i cant get my key in the spock"
alternative "i cant get my key in the lock, shit i cant get the hang of spocked up"

or

"I am so sick of people knocking my trolly"
"I am so sick of people spocking my trolly"

by uvpurple April 30, 2010

The Spock

Like the shocker but double up the back door. Two in the pink and two in the stink.

The shocker wasn’t enough last night the only only logical choice was the Spock.

by Bigshoes69 July 1, 2021