Sweet socking

The act of wearing sweet socks to work everyday.

Jennifer is sweet socking again!

Sweet socking by sweetsocks June 2, 2007

stuffing the stocking 

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves

Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes

stuffing the stocking by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010

sporking 

Having sex while in the spooning position. Similar to doggy style, but less upright. For lazy people, or those who really really really love to spoon.

I was too lazy last night to get up and start screwing her; instead, we decided on sporking.

sporking by Giant Peach December 28, 2005

spacking 

Swift emotional movements of limbs and torso.

An unskilled tap dancer pushing her ungainly feet to exhaustion to the embarrasment of all.

spacking by Jerome Nyssen July 21, 2005

Blue stocking 

Nerdy girl who doesn't bother with fashion or hair styling and make up, sometimes to the point of childish lack of dress sense.

Originates in the 18th century where the 'blue' wool stockings were casual, laid back options as opposed to expensive silk ones in ever-changing fashions. The 'blue stockings' were scholarly women who were too busy engaged in improving their minds to worry about constantly updating their wardrobes.

Like 'nerd' and 'boffin' this term is a social stereotype for what is actually a trait of Asperger's Syndrome/autism: the lack of awareness of social cues and trends such as fashion, the desire for comfortable dress and just finding studying more interesting than expensive dress.

Lol look at that girl who only wears jeans and geek tees or shirts, doesn't do her hair or nails or make up or know designer fashions, what a blue stocking.

A woman doesn't become a blue stocking until there's no chance of men being interested in her legs...

Blue stocking by Mozzie89 December 21, 2010

sporking 

The combined activites of spooning and porking.

We just laid in the bed all day sporking.

sporking by Pieboyee December 14, 2010

Smocking 

When you're too lazy to proofread or too dumb to accept you've written it wrong.

Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun.

Two things are bad for your health: Smocking and covfefe.

Smocking by ThatGuyOnUrbanDic December 10, 2018