slumper

a beat that slaps hella hard, a dope ass song u can gig to.

ey knock a slumper so we can get to giggin yadidimean?!?!

by bigpermz July 3, 2005

slump cheek

To have sex; when you fuck a bitch well and her ass cheeks slump on your lap making the clapping sound.

Damn joe. You see da ass on that bitch? Yeah i'd slump cheek.

by dc mackin November 1, 2009

slumpbuster

When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.

A rod picked up a slumbuster at the bar last night.

by Womanizer August 31, 2003

Slumpkin

The natural evolution of the blumpkin. This entails having sex while taking a shit.

Alex- Last night I was with Elizabeth, and I had to take a shit.
Collin- So what did you do?
Alex- I suggested a blumpkin.
Sean- And....
Alex- She didn't want to give me head.
Collin- So....
Alex- I got a slumpkin.
Sean and Collin- YOU DOG!

by D.S.C. May 11, 2010

seventh page slump

A phenomena observed when one is writing a ~10 page paper and finds oneself stuck at or around page 7. This is often followed by 3 very awkward pages consisting of extra sentences and/or paragraphs which needlessly flesh out the body of the paper.

Everything was going fine on that 10 pager I had due today. Then I hit the seventh page slump.

by Bob Gunderson May 1, 2006

chicken noodle spump

u wish you had it

id like to have some of your chicken noodle spump

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

Slump

Slump means someone who is lazy or tried or even sometimes strange.

John: "Becomes a couch"
Adam: "You are a Slump"

by Pokemon use666 June 1, 2018