Snape

A trash human who died lonely and was very pathetic. He abused children and when his best friend tried to stand up for him he called her a slur. He had a bias toward Slytherin house and didn't know what shampoo was. His hair was greasier than Papa John's pizza. He died as the quote on quote Slytherin hero. Like stfu what about Regulus who literally died finding one of Voldemorts horcruxes AND THEN made a fake one. People still say he was the SlyTheRin heRo. Shaking my head.

"Who abused children and was a huge dick his whole life to everyone he knew?"
"Snape!"

by Maraudersequallife July 2, 2022

severus snape

the hottest fucking man in the entire series of harry potter

i’m such a simp for severus snape

by shitpisskink January 28, 2021

Snapeing

Killing a Good-Oriented ally to "prove" a Good-Oriented spy's loyalty to a dark overlord.

1.Severus was chosen in snapeing Dumbledore to infiltrate Voldemort's inner circle.
2. Kylo snaped Han to gain Snoke's trust.

by Technic12 May 3, 2016

Snape-killed

When you kill your alie to prove your loyalty to your dark overlord who you are a tripple agent of.

Snape Snape-killed Dumbledore.

Sorry for spoilers

by Ann O'nymous April 24, 2018

severus snape

sexiest harry potter character hands down.

"Severus snape is poggers."

by 3at my a$$ May 3, 2022

Snape

(verb.) To be super petty and dickish after rejected romantically

I tried to let him down gently but he snaped me for six fucking months

by james mccall June 4, 2018

Snape-killed

Killing someone to deceive your dark over lord that you are faithful

I snape-killed Becky to trick my bitchy best friend that I

was faithful

by sophiotaurus January 17, 2018