schwanking

Shitting and wanking simultaneously. Also known as a Hilary ( Swank ).

Sorry I missed your call, I was schwanking!

by crocodilejackson March 18, 2015

Sharking

Adjective;

1. When a group of security guards form a pack before investigating an area or dealing with an unruly patron
2. A group of males coming together then going to pursue dangerous activities

"Those security guards/ guys are sharking up, something must be about to go down!"
"Yeah, probably"

by Mackarony5 March 25, 2017

Shranking

The act of a fecal deposit matched with a simultaneous masturbatory act.

Dude, I was shranking so hard last night.

by Shranks69 October 13, 2017

Sharking

To patrol an area.

We can't chill in the back of the warehouse because the supervisor is sharking back there

by Bodyshottyy October 31, 2017

shanking weeds

What NIWA (northern Irish weeding association) does to help the environment.

Yo, cuz, how many weeds have you shanked today? I’m defo gettin a pay rise for this! Shanking weeds is the best!

by some nonce January 9, 2018

Shanking

The act of Shitting, Showering and Wanking, all in the one bathroom session.

“Man I can’t wait to get home from the festival and shank”

“Bro, you were in their for ages”

“yeah man I was shanking”

by DjDomP August 20, 2018

Sharking

Is the action of going around by yourself pulling girls in the club.

Might fuck about and go sharking in Snobs

by TopshaggerWilly November 20, 2019