saggio

the act of taking a wicked gnarley shit while simultaneously plucking butt hole hairs.

I just took the most awesome saggio a few minutes ago.

by thePone April 24, 2011

Sagginess

An extreme version of the juiciness , this is when the juiciness or love handles get so big that they sag off the woman, this is a very big turn off to most men, but some men , mostly African American men, enjoy their women to have the sagginess

Trevon: hey bra, look at that fine girl over there
Omar: who the fat one
Trevon: nah bro, she ain't fat she got that good juiciness
Omar: nah that's sagginess bro

by igotplatts July 21, 2011

national punch a sagittarius day

Wednesday, January 20th is national punch a Sagittarius day. In which, all are given the right to one punch upon the most annoying Sagittarius in sight. If said Sagittarius is below 5’4’’ tall

Danielle: Do you want to go on a road trip?
Amy: I can’t, it’s Monday, January 20th and I haven’t punched a Sagittarius yet. If I were you I’d run.
Danielle: oh no! I forgot it was National Punch a Sagittarius day!

by EyeOut4selener January 17, 2021

Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity

The physical property was discovered by the MCHS senior class of 2011 while observing their colleague, Truman. It was determine that his own natural attraction to swag also branches out to people around him so they attract swag while in his general vicinity.

1: Nigga, where'd you get all that swag!?
2: Haven't you heard of Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity?
1: Damn, you been hanging with Truman? Lucky asshole! >.<

by OiiKii September 29, 2011

Saggitarius

Ok here’s a little lesson for you astrology girls, I’m a saggitarius, so I’m pure of heart right? Wrong. I am the worst person to walk the earth I’m an asshole, a piece of shit, if I knew a clone of me as a friend, I’d fucking kill myself, I’m not some puppy dog eyes, will save anything, walking, talking cliché, news flash Sarah (or some other basic white bitch name), you star loving, capricorn hating, dipshit your personality is NOT defined by when you were born, wake the fuck up.

1:”I’m a saggitarius”

2:”Omg I’m a leo, we’re compatible!”

1:”shut the fuck up, incel”

by I just spit fax September 20, 2021

Bob Sagit

Bob sagit- used in many contexts,
First, he is known as the dude off america's funniest home video's. and Danny off full house.

Speaking of danny,
Danny is the man off tourrettes guy, and he yells "bob sagit" alot. in the form of a bad word instead of a curse.

*drops beer* O BOB SAGIT!! D:<

by Maaadie October 9, 2008

Saggi Voice

Usually found in Sagittarians (hence the name), it is a largely undiagnosed affliction that causes the sufferer to speak in a voice that others perceive as being curt, blunt, annoyed, disinterested, or rude, when to the sufferer it is just normal speaking voice. Saggi voice is most prominent when a sufferer is asking or responding to a question. It is also quite common during phone conversations or in some face to face interactions. Saggi voice has been attributed to problems between loved ones. It is also especially problematic in the workplace.

Waiter: hi what will you have?
Me: a cap no sugar and a flat white, 1 sugar thanks
You: oh great now they'll spit in the coffees
Me: why
You: because you just snapped at him, you sounded like you were reprimanding him.
Me: no I didn't,did I? That's just my saggi voice, I can't help it
You: well look at them over there glaring at us, lets just go.

by tea_with_satan April 14, 2010