Dude 1: Hey, Jenny's got her period, so it's a no go
Dude 2: What's her number?
Dude 1: Are you a fucking red roller?
Dude 2: (awkward silence)
Dude 2: What's her number?
Dude 1: Are you a fucking red roller?
Dude 2: (awkward silence)
by tuna y red July 02, 2009
A master roller is Lando callerisean in starwars battlefront 2, since he has infinite rolls and can beat every single Darth lord
by Sha'Gi October 17, 2019
When you know you have a huge load but your butt cheeks cut it in half and you use a full roll of toilet paper cleaning up.
by Mr wilkes August 30, 2019
A ROLLER SKATER is someone who does not like to commit to issues, relationships, or situations long term. They like the initial excitement, then they just skate off and leave everyone else to deal with the messes they make.
“Danielle likes to start a bunch of s***, but she never likes to stick around to face the music! She’s such a ROLLER SKATER!”
by DeadHead68 June 24, 2021
A simple person who can't comprehend birth control and uses the urban dictionary to support their argument
by the definers friend January 23, 2014
"Hey babe, after all this coronavirus shizz is done, let's go roller skoting"
"Roller skoting, don't you mean roller skating?"
"Roller skoting, don't you mean roller skating?"
by Waffliez March 25, 2020