Skip to main content

an early retirement

Another term for when you leave your job because of burnout
If you don't want an early retirement, you need to take care of youself beforehand
by Sexydimma March 13, 2021
mugGet the an early retirementmug.

Retiring

Quiet and shy and avoid being in the center of attention
A young retiring girl was siting in a corner away from the party
by One and only Hardin November 23, 2021
mugGet the Retiringmug.

fire retire

When you retire professionally after you get fired from your job.
It's sad to just fire retire. One shouldn't end that way.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
mugGet the fire retiremug.

Retired Baddie

A retired baddie is a slang term describing a person (often a woman) who has transitioned out of a lifestyle phase characterized by intense socializing, dating, nightlife, and embodying the "baddie" persona. They have now embraced a quieter, more stable, and often domestic life.
I can't go out tonight, I'm staying in to bake bread with my partner. I'm in my retired baddie era and I love it here
by Mdsv August 9, 2025
mugGet the Retired Baddiemug.

Stealth Retirement

A stealth retirement is when you are currently working but have plans to retire or just retired. Although you still work, you operate as if you are retired. You are planning your last steps such as selling company stocks, looking for private equity liquidity, planning income needs, or have fuck you money and work for fun.

This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.

"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
Where's Jeff at, I thought he was coming into to work this week? I guess he's in stealth retirement, maybe he'll be back next week or so.
by jmar42 August 25, 2022
mugGet the Stealth Retirementmug.

Retirement baby

When your leaving the military service and your belly dun lopped over your belt buckle. The due date corresponds directly with the owners retirement date. AKA pot belly, beer belly, or boomer belly
My your retirement baby is looking healthy.
by Cyclotol 80/20 May 4, 2018
mugGet the Retirement babymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email