Procrastihating

When someone puts off completing a task important to you because they hate.

Chris: "Mike, I thought you getting me an interview where you work?"

Mike: "I will man later.."

Chris: "You better quit procrastihating!"

by LunaLaValliere August 21, 2009

Procrasturbating

To procrastinate in an extremely intense form. Put off all work for the month,can be used as an exaggeration or actually truthfully.

Jimmy, quit procrasturbating and finish your essay.

by Mr. Procrastination February 23, 2011

procrasturbating

1) The act of masturbating while putting off or delaying action on more productive tasks.

2) Jerkin off when you have shit to do.

Kyle: "Did you finish your part of the assignment? The due date is comin' up fast."

Stan: "I've been meaning to get to that. I've just been procrasturbating on that I guess.

by Woody-89 July 18, 2011

procrastafacing

Using Facebook to procrastinate.

Me: Have you got your assignment done yet?
Friend: Nah, I've been procrastafacing all afternoon.

by blessandrespect October 22, 2011

procrastabang

Having sex or "banging" to procrastinate.

Yesterday I procrastabanged and didn't start my homework until midnight.

by jessmus October 17, 2012

procrastabation

The act of masturbation in order to delay having to do a boring task

I need to do my homework....
gonna do some procrastabation instead

by LifeofRiley97 October 14, 2013

Procrasterbating

1. Masterbating instead of doing the work that you are supposed to be doing. Occurs frequently when high school boys are assigned to type a paper on something boring.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.

Example:
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"

by clitcaptain69 May 26, 2014