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Positivize

The preferred way to say "absolute value."
Dude, bro, let's write a positivize function in our code so that we don't deal with negatives.
by Zardoz Swagyolo November 1, 2013
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positivity day

positivity day is a day where you be as positive as possible love and care for each other its every Wednesday you must wear red to show that you support
by Michael Lloyd October 29, 2019
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positionsig

the best editor on tiktok and the best mutual one could ask for. 🤑 they’re super sweet and their username is so iconic that it can be used as slang to show extreme awesomeness.
person 1: omg that party was off the hook!
person 2: dont you mean that party was positionsig?
by positionsigfanpage June 28, 2021
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povitive

To be tested povitive for covid.
"I tested povitive- ipod-povited-covied-igot a new roach- i tested positive for COVID.
by m0thgutzzz June 30, 2021
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Piss Positions

Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).

1: Teabag

Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.

2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)

3: Tree Climber

This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.

Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021
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body positivity day

On October 15 is body positivity day the day where not only women and girls but men and boys reject the negativity of body positivity and take a stand.
OMG,gurl is body positivity day, PUUR
by spicyleo💗 March 13, 2022
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Body Positivity

Started to get recognition for people with disabilities. Now its used to shout that your fat and stupid on TikTok or look stupid for "going viral for spreading body positivity."
Wow, look at all these massively obese fat fucks spreading body positivity.
by Protonic Moron April 23, 2023
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