paranoid

1)Someone who believes they are being hunted, esp. by everyone.
2)A Black Sabbath album that kicks major ass.
3)A song on said Black Sabbath ablum that kicks major ass.

1)You're always paranoid when you're on acid.
2)I'm gonna listen to 'Paranoid'.
3)You always headbang during 'Paranoid' when you're on pot.

by Psycho Bob September 7, 2003

paranoid

It's what happens when you smoke too much of the green stuff.

What was that? there's someone there, what was that sound?*Fuck up you stupid paranoid cunt*

by Risky July 19, 2003

PARANOiA Survivor

A song from the game Dance Dance Revolution (a.k.a. DDR) that is widely ignored. It first appeared in DDR Extreme and reaches a maximum BPM of 270. It is easier, slightly slower, and decidedly much less popular than similar-sounding PARANOiA Survivor Max (also see PSM and PSM Oni), which also debuted on Extreme.

PARANOiA Survivor is one of the hardest songs in DDR history!

by TheBaldOneMpls June 22, 2004

Paranoid

A fucking awesome song by Black Sabbath, on their album Paranoid.

Finished with my woman
’cause she couldn’t help me
with my mind
People think I’m insane
because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I’ll lose my mind if I don’t find something to pacify

Can you help me?
Occupy my brain!
Oh, yeah!

I need someone to show me
the things in life that I can’t find
I can’t see the things
that make true happiness,
I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
and love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words
telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could
but it’s too late

by Disciple of Limecat December 10, 2004

Paranormal Activity

An independent horror film that made it big due to popular demand.

This movie is a rare type of horror that is scary because:

-its made to look real life

-it uses a person's fear of the unexplained and the supernatural

-its so simple it looks more real because there are really only 4 actors seen and there is only one set(the house)

-it scares you then gives you a break then scares you even more

-it includes the oh-so common cliff-hanger ending (like in Quarantine )

Overall not as scary after as other horror movies.

"Paranormal Activity didn't scare me until last night. How about you?"

"Yeah, it didn't bother me till this morning when I was getting out of bed. I felt lazy and wished someone would drag me out then I remembered the movie and was like HELL NO!"

"I think it doesn't bother me out of the theater cuz my house looks nothing like that."

by That's_Contradiction November 7, 2009

paranormal

Phenomena that appear to defy science. Often, the phenomena are found to be either a trick or something that can be explained scientifically.

Uri Geller has paranormal powers: he can bend spoons with the power of his mind!

by spline December 25, 2007

Paranoid

The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they are not after you.

by LayItOnYou March 18, 2007