Numpty

No kiddin'. A numpty is a wee gob stopper ( for you English a small round hard sweet similar in size to an aniseed ball). I've had a box.

Stop sookin' all those numpties - you'll get plukes and you're ugly enough

by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003

NUMPTY

The 2003 Pool Champion.

He is a Numpty

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Fuck Numpty

Describes one who shows equal levels of sheer ignorance, annoyance, and raging stupidity at all fucking times.

People who have one too many shots of tequila can be described as a FUCK NUMPTY

by XOXONLYME March 12, 2018

northern numpties

it’s a small gc on stan twitter that are all lovely and the funniest people always around when you need them mostly made of smaller accounts and deserve the absolute world

northern numpties think north is superior

by stan twitter nn member July 27, 2019

Super Numpty

Someone who won't chip in for a meal when their sister lost £10 in the street, and they have at least £30 spare.

'Pay, you have loads of money man'

'Um...No?'

'Dont be such a Super Numpty'

by AntonymPsuedonymAntonym August 04, 2009

Numpty

Silly, annoying and weird all in one. Its a friendly insult that should be taken as a joke

Wow Will you're such a numpty😂

by Tanqueesha March 02, 2019

numpty

An idiot.
Usually used by british people.

Lea: I think I'm in love with Joe.
Sarah: but he's Kristens boyfriend! and she's your bestfriend!
Lea: Yeah, I know but who cares?
Sarah: oh, you are such a numpty.

by LesleyDianna February 22, 2012