Numpty

No kiddin'. A numpty is a wee gob stopper ( for you English a small round hard sweet similar in size to an aniseed ball). I've had a box.

Stop sookin' all those numpties - you'll get plukes and you're ugly enough

by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003

NUMPTY

The 2003 Pool Champion.

He is a Numpty

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Fuck Numpty

Describes one who shows equal levels of sheer ignorance, annoyance, and raging stupidity at all fucking times.

People who have one too many shots of tequila can be described as a FUCK NUMPTY

by XOXONLYME March 12, 2018

Numpty

A less offensive, more lighthearted way of calling someone out for their stupidity

John: I left my wallet at home
Joe: Oh well aren't you a numpty

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"Oh you numpty'

by Destiels Love Child January 16, 2017

Numpty

DUMB Cunt

U Numpty

by Road youth69 March 8, 2019

Numpty muffin

A light-hearted insult used by the content creator Sydney Ewens

you're such a numpty muffin

by 13yeeet13 October 10, 2021

northern numpties

it’s a small gc on stan twitter that are all lovely and the funniest people always around when you need them mostly made of smaller accounts and deserve the absolute world

northern numpties think north is superior

by stan twitter nn member July 27, 2019