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dirty noel

The act of having anal sex with a dwarf, ejaculating inside and using both of your hands to scoop out the cum and faecal matter.
Taff: Hew a pyewa gave that 3 foot tall spaz a dirty noel
Josh: gan on!
by Pervyclown69 April 2, 2020
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Noel

Someone who is loving, sexy, and awkward. A Noel loves to give hugs and wants to be friends with everyone. She has a positive spirit and may surprise you with her naughty side. She loves peanut butter but is very picky with her food.
Wow did you see Noel, she is so naughty.

Noel just gave everyone a hug.
by poopsaucey December 4, 2013
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Noelle

A cute, shy, girl with glasses. She has the most beautiful dark brown eyes that almost look black. She’s very mysterious and intelligent. She probably always knows what’s going on in a situation. Really good at reading and vocabulary. A lot of the guys at schools talk about her and know her name, but don’t talk to her because they want to say something to impress her.
Baseball player: you see that cute thick girl over there?
Basketball player: yeah bro I had my eyes on her for 8 months
Baseball player: dude I want to talk to nerdy noelle so badly but I don’t know what to say
Football player: we should probably just observe her looks anyways.
by the_anonymous_j November 9, 2018
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Noelia

1) Feminine variation of Noel; 2) Woman with a large, succulent rack who looks fucking hot for her age; 3) One who inspires a desire to shoot cum down her throat and up in her ass; 4) a secretary
"Dude, I'd totally be down to buttfuck a cougar if she were a Noelia!"
"If she were a Noelia, I'd join in for the double-penetration!"
"Double-penetration? Man, if she were a Noelia, make that TRIPLE-penetration, cuz she could suck my cock!"
by Judge Head May 19, 2010
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Nobel Peace Prize

The prize for people who don't want a prize.
Mother Teresa won the Nobel Peace Prize after giving away every other prize she had.
by 7R3 May 2, 2009
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noel

Noel means Christmas.
It is also my middle name.
by Sunshine360 July 21, 2006
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Nobel-Prize Worthy

Said sarcastically to over commend an action or person who is really just average.
"Did you hear I passed my driving test?"
"Dude, that's Nobel-Prize worthy".

"I just cooked some awesome toast"
"Someone give that man a Nobel-prize"
by StewieGriffarino October 10, 2009
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