mall monkeys

A variation of mall rat. Also a hilarious and (sadly) dead webcomic

it goes without saying.

by Kaji February 28, 2004

tracksuit monkeys

Low class yobbo who wears a track suit bright coloured footwear.

Drinks copious amounts of alchopops and cheep lager.

Look at that twat... he looks like a right tracksuit monkey

by Dezza July 18, 2003

stomach monkeys

A group of men united in a common goal of overcoming all odds no matter how great, usually on a softball field.

As Hollywood rounded third and headed home, the Cowboys could only watch, for this day belonged to the Stomach Monkeys.

by Sweet Louis June 12, 2008

Garlic eating surrender monkeys

The French.

What a surprise... the Garlic eating surrender monkeys have lost again.

by jellyxx_xxbaby March 14, 2011

monkeys

The soon to be rulers of all mankind.

The monkeys will rise. The transformation begins.

by chocobo chaser February 1, 2005

poop-flinging-tree-monkeys

The average person. Characterized by their poor decision making skills, their life is a shrine to mediocrity.

Poop-flinging-tree-monkeys are responsible for electing the President.

by El Duderino August 27, 2006

arctic monkeys

Arctic Monkeys are a four-piece indie rock band from Sheffield, England, whose debut single, "I Bet You Look Good On the Dancefloor", went straight to number one.
In fact "I Bet You Look Good On the Dancefloor" is one of their cruddier songs compared to the likes of 'Scummy', 'Mardy Bum' and 'Fake Tales of San Fracisco'.
They are known for their modern -
" Last night these two bouncers
And one of em's alright
The other one's the scary one
His way or no way, totalatarian "

and witty lyrics
"And all the weekend rockstars in the toilets
Practicing their lines "

A - Arctic Monkeys rock man!
B - Yeah man! :-D
A - Stupid name though man...
B - Yeah man... :-(

by cal-w00t July 25, 2008