Poon Monger

one who is frequently searching to get pussy.

wow my dad is such a Poon Monger

by pat May 13, 2005

nacho monger

the jerk who goes straight for the chips piled high with delicious toppings (cheese, sour cream, etc.) leaving all the lame naked chips for you

fellow diner: *goes for the chip* "MMmmmM so cheeesyy"

you: "DUDE stop being such a nacho monger!"

by cmsluvnachos August 19, 2010

MILF monger

A man who enjoys relations with MILFs.

I am a MILF monger.

by sbo September 24, 2011

Mongey

A name for a wonderful grandmother. One that loves and cherishes her grandkids. Hard working and overly intelligent.

We love you Mongey!

by Bubbinhead December 16, 2018

Douche Monger

An individual who attempts to buy illegal software at wal-mart.

That douche monger Az tried to buy a yahoo booter at wal-mart.

by Supadupapoopafly October 22, 2006

Turd Monger

A person who main income is derived by selling shit and dung. Genrally used as an insult to someone's ability at anything.

Also: Shit Monger (being polite)

Why did you do that! Your such a turd monger!!!

Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!

by Mark January 9, 2003

sex monger

A hot person, especially one that many people want to bang.

Mary: Ooh, Joel Madden. What a sex monger.

by Aubrey March 17, 2004