Mobile Stripping Business

A business conspired by three college freshman suitemates, in which strippers will come to your location of choice via truck/bus.

monica- we should have a slogan for this mobile stripping business...
celia- how about, " WE BRING THE STIPPING TO YOU..."
ashley- and i can drive the truck topless!

by Monica51 June 29, 2008

Mobile mailbox

When you take a nasty ass shit in an elevator and deliver it to another floor.

Luke took a massive dookie in the elevator and sent the mobile mailbox to the lobby.

by Steeple Dave April 30, 2014

douche-mobile

The automobile driven by a douche. Esp. lifted trucks covered with srh stickers.

"I bet that clown-shoes fucker thinks his douche-mobile is hot shit. I hope it rolls on the freeway."

by chuchunesmi August 5, 2009

granny mobile

A vehicle that is only "stylish" for senior citizens.

Usually a car that was considered luxury 10+ years ago.

"Your 80's Buick is a granny mobile."

by maxisick August 17, 2011

Mobile

A city in South Alabama on the Gulf Coast of the United States. Founded in 1702 and the first capitol of French Louisiana. Original home of Mardi Gras in the USA.

Pronounced mo-BEEL. Also known to many locals as Mobtown.

This year I'm going to Mobile for Mardi Gras because it's more fun than New Orleans.

by CarpeMomentum August 19, 2010

nigger-mobile

Car that has more money in the wheels than the rest of it and rattles itself apart from the c-rap that is always blaring from it.

Car that's loaded with wannabe gang-banging fools.

You see that nigger-mobile?

Which one, this place is infested?

The one that's loosing parts going down the road...

by white fight April 18, 2009

Mobile Whore

Someone who is always logged onto either their myspace or facebook accounts via their 3g compatible smart phones.

Victor: Dude every time i log onto facebook brian is always logged in, is he really at his computer all day?

Danny: Nah man, ever since he got the new droid he turned into a mobile whore.

by Vic Victor July 12, 2010