maltezianist

A member of the famous religion "Maltezism", in which malt is worshipped.

Person 1: Why is this guy putting nutella in his ass?
Person 2: Dont mind him, he is a maltezianist and that is part of a ritual

by ilikeboobs69butitsalreadytaken February 22, 2022

Mattea

The most beautiful, nice, funny, awesome, amazing, cool, awesmazing, interesting girl ON THE PLANET!

I love Mattea, she's the BEST

by Byron67000 February 7, 2010

No lives matter

The belief that no life is more important than the next, that life is worth losing no matter your shade of skin, and that you might as well make the one you have count instead of spending all your time focused on who's life matters or what shade of skin they have/had.

In reality No lives matter, since nobody gets to take their life with them when they pass.

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021

Gray-Matter

Any situation that requires the wisdom & experience that usually only comes to old age.

Use Examples:

Being a Gray-Matter, it was turned over to their most experienced employee.

Because it was a Gray-Matter, the children couldn’t handle the problem.

A Gray-Matter usually requires the skills of persons over the age of 40 years.

by Tyson D. Knine January 4, 2009

mantelope

A young man that gets stalked by a cougar. (or possibly a gay manther.)

Guy 1: "Hey, that hat cougar is totally checking you out."
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"

by Wyatt Slurp September 4, 2009

Mantervention

an orchestrated attempt by one, or often many, guy friends to get someone to seek professional help with a girlfriend or wife. Manterventions have been used to address serious personal problems, including, but not limited to acting like the bitch in the relationship, relationship infidelity, and not acting manly.

All the men decided to have a mantervention when they found out Bob was getting cheated on by his fat wife.

by Rodrim33 September 18, 2010

Marte

Marte is funny, intelligent, genuine, kind and surprisingly forgiving- but will cut a bitch over her spouse

Marte loves her spouse so much she will CUT-A-BITCH!

by SmarteChick December 20, 2016