Mortal Masturbation March

The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.

Are you ready for Mortal Masturbation March?
Hell ya

by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018

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Marching Band

Intensive walking while playing an instrument.

"When you march, you want to take your foot and place it in front of the other foot."
"Wait, isn't that walking?"
"NO SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S MARCHING LOOK AT MY FUCKING FEET. THIS IS FUCKING MARCHING BAND NOT WALKING BAND."

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

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March 9

The most beautiful girl in the world was born on this day. She is short, but cute. And she has the most amazing personality ever!

If today happens to be March 9th, Happy Birthday Gorgeous. i love you!

by Urdadsbuttcrack October 24, 2019

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March 12

If you know a person who has a birthday in March 12 you should buy them Orange juice for there birthday and cuff them up cause they cute or whateva. Also they deserve to be hyped up for there birthday because they are so nice to people and they a Pisces like what could go wrong.

I should be friends with them they were born in March 12 like they have the cool pass.😎

Also buy them Orange juice with pulp because they love orange juice.

by BellaThorneDisease October 16, 2019

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March 10

She is a beautiful son of a bitch who deserves the world boys and girls you need to treat her right btw karma is a bitch

Anyone born on march 10 deserves to be treated right

by Yoo hoo big summer blow out October 28, 2019

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Marching Band Withdrawl Syndrome

Also known as MBWS. The feeling of being lost and alone after the marching band season has ended. You now have free weekends, but what will you do? Didn't you have a marching band competition? What will you do?

Yeah, last year my Marching Band Withdrawl Syndrome was really bad.

by MBforever November 9, 2009

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