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maggie moons

A mission in which you press your bare ass up against the window of your local Maggie Moo's, stunning the employees, then jump in a car as your friend quickly drives off.
Contarlo, Operation "Maggie Moons" was a success tonight!
maggie moons by Steven R. November 22, 2007
Maggie is probably one of the best people you've ever met. Very, very, very intelligent with a funny sense of humor. She can be very inappropriate at times, but that's just her way of relating to others. Skinny, petite, normally with brown hair and brown eyes. Shes a tomboy, but not so much that she can't relate with other girls. She's definitely an introvert, but as you spend more time with her, she'll start opening up to you. If you ever date this wonderful girl, you better keep her. Break her heart, you will wish you didn't. She has a very specific type when she's looking for love, which isnt a good thing for the guys, but good for her.
Dude: OML NO WAY!!! MAN, THATS MAGGIE!
Man: Oh my gosh, dude. She's so cool. She totally relates with us.
Preppy girl: Is that Maggie? Ew, look at her shirt! Is that a hand-me-down?
Lady: Nah, you're just jealous because she gets more guys than you do.
Preppy girl: Um, no I'm not. *tries to hide the fact that she's jealous*
Maggie by HeyItsTrinity July 23, 2017

magi wank 

the art of pleasuring oneself without the use of pornography, hence just imagination.
whoah that girl is hot, i'm gunna have a magi wank over her tonight
magi wank by scallum November 23, 2006

maggs kent 

An upgraded version of mad cunt. Originated in Australia and was named after a person who has all the characteristics of a mad cunt, but brings more to the table. A maggs kent is a person who is extremely well-liked and has a large following. Usually has a large penis and gets all the ladies. Is now the highest possible praise you can denote to someone.
mike: "hey man, did you meet bob last night at that party?"

hunt: "nah i didnt why?"

mike: "oi he is a maggs kent, il introduce you to him sometime"
maggs kent by lamm October 19, 2008
1. A term (in Australia) that refers to alcoholic intoxication, but specifically to a level of drunkeness that includes loss of co-ordination, vomiting and soiling yourself.
1. "I drank so much last night! I was fucking maggot!"
maggot by lotsofpinash May 14, 2007

ds_mods_are_maggots 

Is a name given to describe someone who is banned from a popular forum and then joins minor forums to rant and rave in order to be noticed. Adopts a 'female'persona but is really a male (of sorts). It froths at the mouth whilst spamming inaccurate paranoid assumptions that everyone is a troll. Does not understand the meaning of the word 'irony'. Also has an unhealthy interest in incestuous relationships using examples of such as a means of abuse. Suffers from manic depression and alcohol abuse. Reads the Daily Star for inspiration.
ds_mods_are_maggots should not be taken seriously - they are for amusement purposes only

de_mods_are_maggots are an example of what you could become if you stop taking the tablets