scallum's definitions

magi wank

the art of pleasuring oneself without the use of pornography, hence just imagination.

whoah that girl is hot, i'm gunna have a magi wank over her tonight

by scallum November 23, 2006

cockhands

A term given to the one unlucky enough to have phallic projections instead of fingers, rather like ten dick digits. This person will usually be really cackhanded, retarded, and a bit of a dickweed.

mohsin :whoah i just realised my fingernails are foreskins!
Callum: "shut up cockhands you fag"

by scallum December 4, 2005