Definitions by scallum

magi wank 

the art of pleasuring oneself without the use of pornography, hence just imagination.

whoah that girl is hot, i'm gunna have a magi wank over her tonight

magi wank by scallum November 23, 2006

cockhands 

A term given to the one unlucky enough to have phallic projections instead of fingers, rather like ten dick digits. This person will usually be really cackhanded, retarded, and a bit of a dickweed.

mohsin :whoah i just realised my fingernails are foreskins!
Callum: "shut up cockhands you fag"

cockhands by scallum December 4, 2005