david machine

A type of suspension bracket known for its ability to elasticate the balls over six feet in length. The David machine was first invented by Alan Turing during one of his lesser known experiments, named after his cousin David who was a practitioner of cock and ball torture.

Client: How can I get the Pramire treatment?
Saleswoman: Let me hook you up to one of our David machines.
Client: Sounds tasty.

by tennesseeford September 28, 2020

pee pee machine

Any device where u go to relieve your bodily fluids or solids
ex: a fucking toilet or stall

Hold on 1 second, I got to go to the pee pee machine you douche!!!!!!!!!!

by RoB B. n Big DiK COuntry BoI January 11, 2009

big mackin

Mackin in its pure, concentrated state; the highest level of mackin

Person 1: Dude, do you see Dave with that fine chick over there?
Person 2: Now that's what I call BIG MACKIN!

by Mitch D. July 3, 2008

sean mackin

Violinist for pop-punk band Yellowcard. He gives a great onstage performance, with flipping, singing, and playing. He was never in a rock band before YC, but he was in the orchestra, and damn proud of it. He is also the Gigglemaster

Sean Mackin is a damn good violinist, and giggles when hyper. Yes, he giggles.

by Kiwi June 25, 2004

Sean Mackin

The best violinist in the world. He plays for the pop punk band Yellowcard and has been playing since he was six years old.

Gee, I wish I could play violin like Sean Mackin!

by Allie February 29, 2004

Tyme Machine

An ATM in Wisconsin

Before we go, I have to stop at a Tyme Machine to get some more cash.

by bigmonte October 20, 2003

The Machine

Anything that alters your decisions other than your own mind
for example...
the government
school
style
race
internet (to a certain degree)
genre
music (but thats still cool)

1. Rage against the machine has no genre because they are ragin against the machine

by Eazy728 October 8, 2008