Krunkle

A human who shows an abnormal slowness of thought or action intellectual disability
slowness in development or progress (i.e., a dumbass)

That guy is a real krunkle, he can't even do simple math!

by skibidyboom3049 April 5, 2024

Krunkledust

Adjective: The remnants of a queef.

Verb: Krunkledusting, the act of actively queefing upon a face.

Oh man, I went down on Sheila last night and she Krunkledusted all over my face, I was picking Krunkledust out of my hair for days.

by Chittersvontinkleworth July 6, 2024

kringle tingle

When someone has the sudden and overwhelming urge to grab a mall santa by their jingle bells and a hope to be placed on the naughty list.

Other symptoms include “a one way ticket to their north pole”, an increased desire for “a big candy cane”, and increase in the usage of the phrase “just please sleigh me!”

No known treatment options are available

“After watching bad santa last night I caught a case of the kringle tingle”

by mm262a1 February 5, 2025

Kinkle

Someone who is very kinky

You are a kinkle, freak

by Lilmissgingerbaddie March 20, 2025

gripe kringle

a word someone (madison) comes up with when typing random letters

I gripe kringle my pants

by kittykittylicklick95 November 11, 2011

Unkle Krunkle

A loving , caring Uncle who is not around for his nieces and nephews due to extenuating circumstances.

I love him , but he's an Unkle Krunkle when I need him the most. I really wish he was here.

by anonymous June 13, 2021

Danish-Kringle

The act of pulling on a ballsack while the man ejaculates. Originating in Denmark.

We ended with a hot, sexy Danish-Kringle.

by Larry Stephen’s October 19, 2022