The sexual act whereby one uses one's hands to induce an orgasm in a direct relative. The Hillbilly Handshake is usually practiced by inhabitants of the U.S.A's southern states.
Bubba: "Pa, why is Ma making them strange sexual noises?"
Pa: "Your brother Cletus is givin' her a good ol' Hillbilly Handshake again. C'mon son, lets go watch Nascar in our trailer while we grow our mullets. AMERICA!"
Pa: "Your brother Cletus is givin' her a good ol' Hillbilly Handshake again. C'mon son, lets go watch Nascar in our trailer while we grow our mullets. AMERICA!"
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I've heard stories that redneck hillbilly hicks live in those mountains. I don't fully beleive it myself, but still I can't bring myself even to look in that direction anymore.
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Hillbillys:
Live in the mountains. (hence the name) appalaichians or the ozarks.
Are from the South
Are most of the time educated, they just enjoy the simpler things in life, and dont like to live near a ton of people.
Mostly, very family and friend oriented people.
Rednecks:
In my experience, mostly come from texas.. basically the regions in the south that dont have mountains.
Are also educated mostly, they also dont like to live with alot of people around, but they are usually a little less civiliazed then hillbillys.
Can get very roudy.. (loud, kinda crazy) but all in all, both are very good people,
and both have traditional Southern values.
Hillbillys:
Live in the mountains. (hence the name) appalaichians or the ozarks.
Are from the South
Are most of the time educated, they just enjoy the simpler things in life, and dont like to live near a ton of people.
Mostly, very family and friend oriented people.
Rednecks:
In my experience, mostly come from texas.. basically the regions in the south that dont have mountains.
Are also educated mostly, they also dont like to live with alot of people around, but they are usually a little less civiliazed then hillbillys.
Can get very roudy.. (loud, kinda crazy) but all in all, both are very good people,
and both have traditional Southern values.
kid-Where's your dad?
me-My daddy lives in texas.
kid-So he's a hillbilly?
me-no, he doesnt live in the mountains, he's more of a redneck.
me-My daddy lives in texas.
kid-So he's a hillbilly?
me-no, he doesnt live in the mountains, he's more of a redneck.
by southern belle. August 15, 2009
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