Jacob Kendrick

worlds most renowned philosopher and great scholar of this generation

when I grow up I want to be a jacob kendrick

by jessssssssssss May 4, 2015

JacobDinkelman

A slightly evolved niglet who jerks off to gay Asian porn since their small chides remind them of their old $5 sucky sucky job.

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by JacobDinkelmanSucksAss November 3, 2016

jacobsesser

A wonderful individual who is obsessed with the amazing Jacob Sartorius.

She loves Jacob Sartorius she is definitely a jacobsesser.

by sartorius_wifey101 April 2, 2017

Jacob Hanukkah

A hot sexy thot. Sadly a failed abortion

God, you’re such a Jacob Hanukkah

by Skeetskeetbuttcrack123 April 14, 2019

Jacob Jennings

Jacob Jennings is the guy you want to marry. A total dawg in the bed, lasts for hours. Humongous penis used for destroying milfs. Overall an athletic nice guy.

Omg, I had to be in a wheelchair for 2 weeks after a night with Jacob Jennings!

by Mathew Stein April 8, 2020

jacob schmutte

A sexy man who’s funny and charismatic

Oh there’s a Jacob schmutte at the bar, his hair is perfect

by Jhshh February 16, 2023

Chosen Jacobs

He is handsome, kind, and loving to his family , friends and fans . His smile can light up a room and he is an amazing singer an actor and he deserves the world and more.

Chosen Jacobs is "the chosen one and protect him at all costs".

by Itzliyahgjacks17 May 28, 2020