Horstort

The act of being surprised by the sudden appearance of a horse.

“I can’t believe he put a horse in my bed. That was a complete horstort.”

by nasty john July 21, 2023

hormone hostage

In a relationship, the status of the man while the woman is having her period.

"Let's call Dave and see if he wants to come out to the bar! No way man, Lisa is on the rag this weekend. He's a hormone Hostage."

"It didn't matter how I answered her question, either way I was in trouble...That's just how it is when you're a hormone hostage."

by Nuggets McGee June 6, 2007

Squat Hostage

Squat Hostage; Noun: When a male is forced into bondage, then has face sat on by a kinky female.

Benny used her panies to tie Clint's hands to his bedpost, and then squat hostaged that mofo.

by Joyd March 1, 2014

Boob Hoist

When you are playing a board game and you have to reach far across the table to draw a card or move your piece, the player hoists their boobs onto the table to prevent a boob chop.

Erin uses the boob hoist technique to avoid a boob chop, while Aimee's boobs are so small she doesn't have to worry about a hoist or a chop.

by Millie Mustang April 28, 2019

Penny Hofstadter

She is the wife of Leonard Hofstader in Big Bang Theory and also has a bestie named Amy Farrah Fowler

Penny: Molecules
Leonard: Let’s go

Penny: to where?
Leonard: to my bed to remove everything on your body except those glasses
Me: (Has to include Penny Hofstadter)
Also Me: Damn it

by That stuff animal October 23, 2019

Fart Hostage

(n) : a person who has the unfortunate fate of being in a confined space while someone passes gas. This can occur in a car, elevator, subway, or city bus, for example. The person(s) in that confined space became the flatulator's fart hostage(s) for the duration, until the fart haze dissipates.

"Man, Henry is not allowed to eat beef jerky on long car rides anymore. He was beefing nonstop, and held us fart hostages all the way to Kalamazoo!"

by Stavros Nikkapoppolous December 18, 2019

group text hostage

Anyone unwillingly included in a group text conversation that doesn't pertain to them. Therefore the persons being held "hostage" are subjected to seemingly endless notifications of the group text from people chiming in.

My sleep in this morning was fucked because I was a group text hostage from the people at work.

by cpetkunas July 23, 2017