Coast Guard Academy

1) According to most Americans, it does not exist. Sort of like Area 51.
2) Founded in 1876, it actually resides in New London, Connecticut (which means most Americans might as well be right). The Academy is a four-year military-college-ish environment that ostensibly educates and trains young Coast Guard officers.
2) Academy graduates are lovingly referred to by OCS graduates as "Academy Pukes."

1)
USCGA Cadet: I go to the Coast Guard Academy
American Citizen: What's the Coast Guard Academy? Are you in the Navy/Air Force?
2)
USCGA Cadet: The mission of the United States Coast Guard Academy is to graduate young men and women with sound bodies, stout hearts, and alert minds...
3)
OCSGRAD1: Hey, man did you get your billet on the Diligence?
OCSGRAD2: NO! Some Academy Puke got it first.

by YBB April 23, 2006

Tard Guard

A tard guard is a human being set to help mentally challenged kids to not hurt themselves(or others) severely

When Fred saw that the tard guard, Donald, was out of class, Fred bolted across the room to the scissor drawer.

by TheTardGuard101 January 14, 2019

Guaranteed TD

Used as a phrase stemming from NCAA Football 2006 in which someone is so good at the game that before the ball is snapped, they are so confident in the play's potential success, they simply say: "Guaranteed TD." (guaranteed touchdown)

The phrase is then used whenever someone is confident about any other ocurrence in one's life about to take place.

Scenario is usually posed as a question, followed by "Guaranteed TD" at the very end.

Can also be used in shortened notation: i.e. "GTD."

"2nd & 3?" "Defense in cover 2?" "Trips left?" "HB Direct? "Pulsating?"....GUARANTEED TD...or...real life example...Having some girls over eh? Beer pong? Watching a movie and cuddling after? pleeease....Guaranteed TD.

by Jimmy33 December 9, 2005

Josep Guardiola

A Catalan footballer who first became a legend as a midfielder with FC Barcelona in the early 90s.

In 2009 he became a legend as a manager when he lead Barça to a historic continental treble, winning the Copa del Rey, La Liga, and the Champion's League in his first season as manager of the club.

He also holds the La Liga record for the most yellow cards in a career.

Person 1: I wish I could be a better midfielder.

Person 2: Just watch some films of Josep Guardiola!

by futbolista May 29, 2009

Coast Guard

The oldest sea-going branch of the military and most unknown. Under the Department of Homeland Security, the Coast Guard's main mission is the safety of personnel and property at sea. 98% of Coast Guard assests are comprised of hand-me-downs from the Navy.

NAVY SAILOR: "Damn, a Coastie took my wife."

NAVY CHIEF: "Ya, the Coast Guard does that."

by uscggm07 January 1, 2009

guardian angel

someone who is always there for you. when your hurt physically and then tells you how to be stronger and someone who gets you through those hard times and even if its something that you dont want to happen and that they no you wont like but they will get you through it once its all done.

guardian angel, angel(o) ;

by Emilyxxohh November 3, 2008

guard pig

The large, unattractive female in the group that keeps guys away from the hot chicks.

Any time you have tried to score and her friend wouldn't let her go home with you. That was the act of a true GUARD PIG!!!

by Steve March 19, 2005