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the distillers

Great punk band, fronted by Australian born Brody Dalle, used to be married to Tim Armstrong of The Transplants, Rancid, and ex-Operation Ivy. Divorced after brody cheated with QOTSA singer. Who gives! she's only doing what everyone else does. whoever you are, you shouldn't hate Brody because of one stupid thing because you know she's beautiful, a mad guitar player, writes better songs than you ever will, and somehow makes screaming the most beautiful sound on earth.
Listen to "Sing Sing Death House" album. Also listen to "City of Angels"
by me.1715 January 14, 2005
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Distance

A big, huge, ugly thing that keeps friends, Bestfriends, lovers and others away from each other. distance usually causes random phrases like "i miss you!" or "my day is always worse with out you like today! =("
Guy; distance sucks =(
girl; EWWWIE DISTANCE!!!
by rawr man! June 20, 2006
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distance myself

i just feel like i need to distance myself from you for a while
by poca21 May 9, 2015
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Distain

The stain that remains after accusing someone of incompetence at spelling, while misspelling the word 'disdain'.
His credibility as a word speller was distained by mispelling disdain.
by Taipo January 13, 2019
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distention

A trope used in drawn and written pornography when the penetrating item is big enough to make a visible lump in the uterus area of the character.
I’m not really into distention, it just looks like it hurts.

Sometimes I wonder how distention in porn works.
by I_Put_The_PAN_In_Panic November 18, 2020
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ryan distance effect

The ryan distance effect occurs when, over a lengthy period of time, his dickhead levels begin to increase until it is intolerable. This effect normally occurs within the holidays or even over the weekends depending on his current dickhead levels. This is a very unusual case in which only ryan currently possesses. Scientists have yet to explain why there are a lot of mysterious outcomes of this effect.

There is also another view on this effect
if we take a look at ryan's ego on this graph shown in x=1 you can see it reaches infinity in the y-axis
-Professor Aaron Zou
The ryan distance effect is strong in this one
by lelkalkeawdaw September 26, 2014
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long distance crush

The kinda mental illness that rips you apart from the inside. 'Tis an idiot that develops one, and yet anyone can fall prey.

Either you move on, or wait until you can see each other on a regular basis to go beyond friendship, or confess and renew all agony no matter what their answer. If they like you back, the distance will kill, and if they don't, then you just screwed up a decent friendship, sucker! It's a salope of a situation.
doctor: And what are her symptoms?

concerned individual: General moodiness, addiction to her phone/computer, inability to keep from mentioning a certain person on a regular basis...

doctor: Has this lasted over a month?

concerned individual: Well over.

doctor: We have here a severe case of long distance crush. Behead her and end her misery.
by chilli_cheese_fries April 7, 2017
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