Daily Double

When you suck at hockey and get checked and knocked to the ice twice in the same shift.

Those guys are big. Give me odds that tommy hits the daily double this shift.

by DuChaude May 1, 2016

Daily Double

When you take a dump, and after you finish flushing and washing your hands, you realize you have to take another.

If you eat dinner, wait a few minutes, and eat dessert, you could have a daily double on your hands.

by Tikibarberfan August 11, 2010

DILF

extremely good looking dad who probably has a huge dick and i would like to have sex with over and over again
aka--mr. pesta

The hottest DILF is Mr. Pesta. He and I had crazy animal sex after he tucked nick and billy into bed last night. god he has a nice dick.

by Everyone In The World Knows Its True March 20, 2005

dilf hunter

someone that hunts dilfs

she’s always going for dads, what a dilf hunter

by sussy69baka May 6, 2021

dailee

dailee is someone who everybody loves. she is the perfect person to talk to when you are feeling down, and need some cheering up. she is a great romodel, young children look up to her greatly.

p.s. shes not a butterface!!!

dailee is not a butterface (is a person with a great body and an ugly face).

by lover bird. March 14, 2010

Daily Constitutional

Taking a crap; unloading; a person's "daily"

John always made sure he was alone before indulging in his daily constitutional. It was either this or risk embarrassment.

by smashingblonde January 1, 2011

daily habit

Engaging in the act of masturbation.

"doing the daily habit"

xAznb0i69x: Hey dude, whats shakin'?
l0v3rm4n: brb
l0v3rm4n: daily habit

by Antonin March 24, 2008