Emotional Constipation

its when u cant express your emotions like normal people because your emotions were oppressed by your own family/friends for a long time

A : u r so cute i love u

B : cry on emotional constipation

A :

B : haha me too

by sumn October 4, 2019

consumate

Word used when describing Trogdor's spinities

CONSUMATE V's!!!! CONSUMATE!!!

by MrAnonymity December 3, 2003

constitute

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.

I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.

by coinroller August 23, 2007

constipatience

When you have to take a shit but someone shows up or something distracts you so you have to wait until they are gone or until the distraction is over.

Peter: "I gotta take a crap, maybe i can do it before the guests get here."

Doorbell rings.

Peter: "Nope, looks like I'm gonna have some constipatience and pile dinner on top of that."

by big_boy_BoNFiRe March 12, 2010

Relation Constipation

It's when your stuck in a really painful relationshit that just wont pass. The only cure is to let it go... or kill the bitch.

Mike: "I've had relation constipation ever since Cindy found out I fucked her sister. Do you think she's gonna dump me once she finds out I have herpes?"

Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."

by Organized Chaos August 14, 2009

Sneeze Constipation

Successfully suppressing or delaying a sneeze so as not to interrupt a conversation, phone call, task or meeting, but feeling cheated because the sinus clearing gratification of a good sneeze never comes.

Jackson calls dawn
Dawn: Hi Jackson
Jackson: How was your day?
(pause)
Jackson: Dawn? ... Dawn You there?

Dawn: Whoa, no, I mean yes... I just stopped a sneeze cuz I couldn't hit the mute button soon enough. Damn, now I can't sneeze, it's like I have sneeze constipation!

by BrianRoxtar June 17, 2011

oral constipation

when someone who is usually full of words and useless sayings is suddenly put on the spot, and can't find shit to say. A lack of words.

When Pres. Bush was asked why we are in Iraq, his jaw just dropped. He must suffer from oral constipation.
When i asked my best friend why he was fucking my wife he stood theresuprised gulping for air like a fish, he suffered from oral constipation as well.

by frikybi September 15, 2007