carrot tree

A tree that grows carrots; bends all the laws of vegetables as we know them. When you stab the tree trunk, ranch dressing comes pouring out.

At dawn, my dad and I get up and pick the carrots fresh off the trees.

Because carrot trees are most godly of all trees.

by AcidClassical April 3, 2008

Carrot patch

Any body that is held in prison given the orange jumpsuit will be regarded as a carrot in the carrot patch.

Prison Guard: I gotta take watch over the carrot patch today.

Prison Guard 2: Good luck with that, don't get shanked!

Inmate: Bruh I got caught on the break-in now I'm going to prison to join the carrot patch.

Friend: Damn homie that hella blows!!

by Jairo Presto August 25, 2010

apples and carrots

A descriptive term of happy thoughts or delightfully random things; sometimes this is used in a sarcastic manner in order to bring attention to one's lack thereof.

Sweet, like apples and carrots.

"How are you?"
"Well, I'm alive."
"Aren't you just full of apples and carrots."

by Silliness October 29, 2008

Charbols

1.) From here to the moon.

2.) Very far away, or a long time away.

3.) A lot.

You are stupid as charbols homeboy.

by Dj E-Roc February 4, 2010

chabroni

a small snack often eaten on the go that does not require much preparation.

a chabroni is a leftover cold slice of pizza, Mcdouble, half a sandwich, or a small bag of chips, etc.

by chabroni September 9, 2013

smart as a carrot

A well-dressed individual. Sweet man, aye!!

Looking good Billy-Ray, as smart as a carrot Lewis!

by schnizzle2 May 22, 2006

Slimy Carrot

refers to a man's penis immediately after pulling out at the conclusion of sex with a female partner.

When she got up, my slimy carrot fell and stuck to my leg.

by Mr. Goodtimes August 30, 2009