poo poo canoe

when you wipe from back to front, thus creating a poo poo canoe.

hey mica, i just took a dump and now i have the worst poo poo canoe. i need to shower asap. hundo-p.

by chown1babe September 14, 2014

Help row the canoe

A polite way to ask someone to tag team their wife. Refer to “Rock the boat”.

Help row the canoe: Help fuck someone’s significant other, often their wife.

Person A: Allow me to help you row the canoe brother.
Person B: I don’t think my wife will agree.

Person A: I insist, we can take turns rowing the canoe.
Person B: Alright fuck it.

by Father🙏Fen November 8, 2021

Paddling The Pink Canoe

a slang "term" for Female Masturbation or "Self Pleasure"

my mom: "knocking on my door "

Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022

Douche canoe

An annoying person, usually male, characterized by one or more of a variety of obnoxious traits. These may include but are not limited to arrogance, incompetence, stupidity, an unfounded sense of self-importance, and general disagreeableness. See douchebag.

Mack: Well sonofabitch, here comes that bumbling idiot Todd who thinks he's God's greatest gift to humankind.
Jensen: He's coming this way? Ah fuck. What a royal douche canoe.

by Macknificent December 14, 2012

canooder

To be owned, pwned, fucked, raped, embaressed in front of a large group, or de-clothed. Just basically an action word.

You got canoodered in the snozberry.

by Kryllis October 29, 2007

canoodle

To lay in bed and cuddle with a lover

The tall man enjoyed canoodling with petite women.

by Anthony December 2, 2003

Canoe U.

United States Naval Academy

Look at that doornob on that ensign's ring finger...must have gone to Canoe U.

by Bill Gilcrest June 29, 2003